Two Guys Are Chatting..
Guy A: “I’m Going To Bring My Wife To Australia For Our 20th Anniversary.”
Guy B: “Oh.. That’s Cool. What About Ur 25th Anniversary?”
Guy A: “I Will Go Back To Australia To Bring Her Back.
Love and Romance
6 weeks: I love U, I love U, I love U
6 months: Of course I love U
6 years: GOD, if I didn’t love U, then why the hell did I propose?
Back from Work:
6 weeks: Honey, I’m home
6 months: BACK!!
6 years: What did your mom cook for us today?
A couple goes out to dinner to celebrate their 50th wedding anniversary. On the way home, she notices a tear in his eye and asks if he's getting sentimental because they're celebrating 50 wonderful years together. He replies, "No, I was thinking about the time before we got married. Your father threatened me with a shotgun and said he'd have me thrown in jail for 50 years if I didn't marry you. Tomorrow I would've been a free man!"
Planning for Vacations:
6 weeks: How do 2 weeks in Vienna or anywhere you please sound?
6 months: What’s so bad about going to Istanbul on a charter plane?
6 years: Travel? What’s so bad about staying home?
TV shows:
6 weeks: Baby, what would you like us to watch tonight?
6 months: I like this movie.
6 years: I’m going to watch ESPN, if you’re not in the mood, go to Bed, I can stay up by myself!
An old man goes to the Wizard to ask him if he can remove a curse he
has been living with for the last 40 years.
The Wizard says, “Maybe, but you will have to tell me the exact words
that were used to put the curse on you.
The old man says without hesitation, “I now pronounce you man and
wife.”
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