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Repetition is a sign of stupidity. Repetition is a sign of stupidity. Repetition is a sign of stupidity. Repetition is a sign of stupidity.

A day without sunshine is like... night.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm schizophrenic, and so am I.

If con is the opposite of pro, what's the opposite of progress?

The difference between ignorance and apathy? I don't know, and I couldn't care less.

Imagine, if you will, a world without hypothetical situations.

I'm right 90% of the time, so why worry about the other 3%?

I fell out of my chair. This might take a while.

Never argue with an idiot. They drag you down to their level then beat you with experience.

Are you too gullible? We can cure you! Send $1,000 to...

It is better to be silent and thought a fool than to open your mouth and remove all doubt.
He who laughs last, thinks slowest.
 
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Ralph: Mrs. Krabappel and Principal Skinner were in the closet making babies and I saw one of the babies and then the baby looked at me.

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