So many candles... so little cake.
The younger you try to look; the older you actually are.
Another year older, none the wiser.
Happy birthday to you
You live in a zoo
You look like a monkey
And you smell like one too
Enjoy your birthday cake today since tomorrow we'll return to judging you based on every single morsel you ingest.
Happy Birthday! You're one year closer to your death day.
I'm not going to make any age related jokes because I genuinely feel bad about how old you are.
Happy Birthday to you, you live in a zoo, you smell like a monkey, and you look like one too.
We know we're getting old when the only thing we want for our birthday is not to be reminded of it.
Happy Birthday on your very special day, I hope that you don't die before you eat your cake.
You're another year older and another year wiser
So put your brain to work
And figure out there ain't no gift for you.
Two tips on your birthday:
1) Forget the past, you can't change it.
2) Forget the present, I didn't get you one.
Some words of wisdom for your birthday, "Smile while you still have teeth!"
Happy Birthday you old fart.
You would have loved the gift I didn't bother getting you.
Another year, another new place thet aches.
