Kash koi “exam result” ka insurance kara deta,
Toh har exam ka pehle premium bharwa dete,
Pass hote toh thik hai,
Varna insurance claim karva lete…
Hi yay exam daratay kiyun hain,
Merri neend uratay kiyun hain,
Phurray bananay k liyay dost chayay hain,
Kiyun k kal say exam shoruu honay walay hain .
Uski Nazar Meri Taraf Thi
Meri Nazr Uski Tarf Thi
Vo Mugh Se Kuch Kehna
Chahti Thi
Main Us Se Kuch Puchna
Chahta Tha
Dono Ise Uljan Mein
Bethe Rahe Aur Exam
Over Ho Gaya
Samandar Bhar Syllabus Hota Hai
Nadi Bhar Parh Pate Hein
Balti Barh Yad Rehta Hai
Chuloo Bhar Number Ate Hein
Jis Mein Hum Doob Jatey Hain
Lamha Lamha waqt guzar jayega…
Chund lamhon mein exam aa jayega…
Abhi bhi waqt hai, do line parh lo…
Warna pass kya MUNNA BHAI karvaye ga??
agar tum kisee paper mai paas hona chahte ho
to sari kainat tumhee usko pass karne may lag jati hai
or agar aesa nahi hua
to
exam abhi khatam nahi huee …….
suplee abhi baqe hai mere dost
Bap bete se: beta koi bat nai
tumhari qismat me fail hona likha tha.
Beta: ye tou acha hua dady
me ne pura sal nai parha
warna saari mehnat zaya ho jaati.
Chanda Mama so Gaye,
Student sarey jage.
Dekho pakdo yaron,
Ghadi ke kaante bhaage.
Ek pariksha khatam,to duji
shuru ho gayi MAAMU.
Exams ka saya hai,
exam ke dino mein sukh kisne paya hai?
duniya wale kehte hain ache number lo,
par inhe kaun samjhaye yeh to moh maya hai!!
Wo Murr Murr ke hume Dekh raithay thay or hum Unhain
Wo Murr Murr ke hume Dekh Raithay thay or hum Unhain
Q ke Exam me na unhain kuch ata tha aur Na Hume
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