Teacher: What is the difference between
Landline and Mobile Phone..?
Sardar: On landline we dial number with our finger
while on mobile we dial number with our thumb.
What is
M A T H S…..?
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M-Mental
A-Attack
T-To
H-Healthy
S-Student
A father asks peon: How are the studies in this college?
Where do I see my son in future?
Peon: The future is bright,
I had also completed my engineering from the same college!
Yesterday in my room all my books were singing a song…
Guess which song…??
Guess…!!
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Oo zara zara touch me touch me touch me…!!
Wats d height of hope??
It is: sittin in d exam hall,
holdin d question paper in hand
n tellin ur self
“dude,dnt worry.
Exams wil get postponed!”
Congratulations!
Good news for ALL INDIA University students
Exams of Uni have been postponed upto june
To confirm goto site
www.stop dreaming & start studying.com
A student grabbed a coin,
Flipped it in the air & said,
“Head, I go to sleep.”
Tail, I watch a movie.
If it stands on the edge I’ll study:p
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