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Gandhi Jayanti sms jokes

Frnds I’m Collecting
Gandhiji’s Photos.
Give ur Contribution
2 my Collection.
A small Condition is -
It must be on
500 or 1000 Rupees Note…


Teacher :What happened in 1869?
Student:Gandhi ji was born.
Teacher :What happened in 1873?
Student:Gandhiji was four years old.

What’s the difference between Gandhi, Musharraf &Lalu?
Gandhi didn’t know what’s lie.
Musharraf doesn’t know what’s truth.
Lalu doesn’t know the difference!


Santa: Sir
Gandhi Ji Ke Sar Pe
Baal Q Nahi The?
Sir> Intelligent
Logo Ki Nishani He
Santa> Ha
Tabi To
Ladkio Ke Itne
Lambe Baal Hote He !

 
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