There was a man from Serbska Sernia
Who developed a most hurtful hernia
Defied Workers' Comp,
Danger his wont
That's what lifting those boxes will earn 'ya.
Your subscription to that periodical
Which you read with devotion methodical
In the bathroom, tabloids
Can cause hemorrhoids
Let us hope that they’re not episodical.
I hear that you're under the weather.
They've probed regions upper and nether
When they ask you to strip
Keep a stiff-upper lip
Tell those stories when we get together.
You're in bed with a general ague?
With coughing and fever to plague you?
Should your coach point a finger
And say you malinger
Sneeze on him(OR her) for the moxie to peg you.
You're in bed with a general ague?
With coughing and fever to plague you?
Should your boss point a finger
And say you malinger
Sneeze on him(OR her) for the moxie to peg you.
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