Boy:I’ll climb tallest mount, swim d deepest ocean,walk on hot coal barefoot,jus 4 u
Girl:So sweet! Can u cum 2 meet me?
Boy:Not now, abi ami nikalne nai dengi!
Shan stopd a girl and askd with love:CHHANDA…!
Girl fastly gave him Rs.50 and said:”YE chanda kisi masjid ka hai ya foUNDAtioN KA”?
Boy:agr me Margya to kia tm dosri shadi krogi?
Girl:Nhi me apni BEHAN k sath rehlungi
Girl:or agr me margai to?
Boy:To me b Tumhari BEHAN k sath rehlunga
Aaj se 10 saal baad larkiyaan larke ko dekh kar:abay kya mast piece hai yaar maa baap ne pehle kahan chupa rakha tha yaar mujhe is bache ka no chahiyye.larka sharmaate hwe:aap k ghar baap bhai nahi hai kya.
Q hana hmmmmm.
Boyfriend : kya tum meri salary mein guzara kar logi..?
Girlfriend : Mein toh guzara kar lungi… par tumhara kya hoga..
Larka achanak larki ko dehkh kr kehta hai,
Lafz tery geet mere ghazal koi sunaon kya?
Larki,hath meray gal teray kan k nechai bajaun kya,?
What’s The Moral Of Movies
janNAT
GANGSTER
MURDER
FANAA
TITANIC
Think
Larkiyo K Lafrey May Mat Paro,
Khaali Larkiyan
Bachti Hai
Baaqi Sab Mer Jaatey Hai;-)
Girl : Kash Me Agle Janam
Me Mein Chand Banu..
Boy : Aur Me Chand Pe
Chadhne Wala Pehla Admi.
Bus stop pe larki ko dekh k larka bola:
Tu to meri jan hai,
Tu mera iman hai,
Larki ne sandle utari tou larka bola:
Mein b Pakistan hun,
Tu b Pakistan hai!
Jo larkion ko kehty hain baji unki nahe hoti hy shadi
Jo boys rehty hain larkion k pas wohi hotay hain firstclas
Jo boys ko kehti hain bahi
Hoti hain wo harjaie
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