Marriageis an adventure, like going to war.
The most dangerous food a man can eat is wedding cake
A man is incomplete until he is married. After that, he is finished.
A husband's last words should always be 'OK buy it'.
Love is one long sweet dream,and marriage is the alarm clock
Marriage is a 3-ring circus - engagement ring, wedding ring and Suffering.
After a lengthy quarrel, a wife said to her husband, "You know, I was a fool when I married you."
The husband replied: "Yes, dear, but I was in love and didn't notice it."
There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage
There's only one way to have a happy marriage and as soon as I learn what it is I'll get married again.
The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret.
A good marriage would be between a blind wife and a deaf husband
They say marriages are made in Heaven. But so is thunder and lightning.
A little kid asks, "Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?" "No idea" he replied, "I am still paying for it..."
After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together.
Marriage is a three ring circus: an engagement ring, a wedding ring, and suffering
Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who wants to live in an institution?
Marriage- an institution in which a man loses his Bachelor's Degree and the woman gets her Masters.
