After a quarrel, a husband said to his wife,
You know, I was a fool when I married you.
She replied, Yes dear, I know
but I was in love and didnt notice.
Man : Is there any way for long life?
Doctor : Get married.
Man : Will it help?
Doctor : No, but the thought of long life will never come.
Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays
Telling a lie is
Fault 4 a little boy
an Art 4 a lover
an Accomplishment 4 a bachelor
and a Matter of survival 4 a married ma
Meaning of Marriage for a woman -
Sacrificing admiration of many men for the criticism of one man!
It’s funny when people discuss
LOVE MARRIAGE vs ARRANGED.
It’s like asking someone,
if suicide is better or being murdered
One day a man inserted an 'advert' in the local classifieds: "Wife wanted".
Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: "You can have mine."
A good marriage would be between
a Blind wife and a deaf husband.
Michel de Montaigne
Philosophy Of Life :
At The Beginning Of Married Life, Every Girl Treats Her Husband As god,
Later On Somehow That Alphabets Got Reversed . . !
A happy man marries the girl he loves;
a happier man loves the girl he
marries.
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