Q: During Marriage ceremony why is the
bridegroom made to sit on the horse?
A: He is given his last chance to
run away…!!
2 Keep Ur Marriage Brimming,
Wid Love In The Wedding Cup,
Wenever U?re Wrong, Admit It;
Wenever U?re Right, Shut Up.
To the bride and groom - may we all be invited to your golden wedding celebrations...
Q: If marriages are made in heaven,
than what are made in Hell?
Answer: The days after marriage!
A little kid asks his Dad, "Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?"
"No idea," replied the Father, "I'm still paying for it..."
Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends. You order what you want, and when you see what the other fellow has, you wish you had ordered that.
''MARRIAGE''
Is Nature's Way
Of Preventing
''PEOPLE''
From Fighting With
''STRANGERS'' ... ;->
Secret of Happy Marriage - ACCEPT -
Attraction,
Communication,
Commitment,
Enjoyment,
Purpose,
Trust.
Follow these and dat home of urs will be heaven.
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