A bachelor gives an AD in a matrimonial.
“Wanted - Girl Age no bar, looks no bar, Money no bar, But SEX Baar-baar, Hazaar bar…… Lagataar….!
Kaho Santa ji suhaag raat kaisi rahi?
Kuch mat pooocho yaar! Pehle 5-6 baar to missed call lagi aur jab sahi number laga to balance nil ho gya?
Mr Elahi had 3 sons named Rehmet-e-Elahi, Brkat-e-Elahi, n Mehbub-e-Elahi.
When his 4th son was born his wife decided to name him Bus-Kar-e-Eelahi
Hindi class mein master ki pant ki zip khul dekh Ladkiyan zor se hasnelagi.
Masterji bole: Zyada hehe ki to bahar nikaal kar khada kar doonga.
Pappu meets his old friend.
Pappu: A & B, A & B, A & B, A & B, A & B.
Friend: Oye, iska matlab?
Pappu: Kuch nahin yaar, I mean long time no C.
In chemistry class teacher asked a gal: What are nitrates?
Ladki ne sharma ke kaha: Night rates are costlier then day.
What do you usually say after Sex?
I Luv U?
Wrong!
That was great?
Wrong again!
I Luv it?
Wrong again!
The Ans: Mera Kachha Kithe Hai!
Bhagwan ko gussa kab aata hai?
Jab kisi ladki ka rape hone ke baad uski ma bolti hai, “Hey Bhagwan yeh tune kya kiya.”
3 Facts of Life
Garib aur Boobs hamesha dabte hai.
Musibat aur penis kabhi bhi khade ho jate hai.
Kismat aur Bra kabhi bhi khul sakti hai.
Q: Agar Madhubala ki jagah Mallika Sherawat hoti Mughal-e-Azam mein to film ka naam kya hota?
A: Mughal-e-Orgasm!!!
Q: Why do pubic hair never grey and hair on head turn grey?
A: Because utte sochan hi sochan te thale moja hi moja.
Man: Doc mera khada nahi hota hai.
Doc: are you married?
NO.
Do you hv a g/f?
NO.
Do you go to prostitutes?
NO.
Doc: To khada karke kya calander tangega?
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