Girl: If you get a chance,
will you marry me.?
Boy: If I get chance,
why would I marry.
Five rules of girls
1: Love me but don’t touch me
2: Touch me but don’t kiss me
3: Kiss me but don’t use me
4: Use me but don’t forget me
5: Forget me but don’t tell to anyone!
Lastnite i went 2 bed without u..cold,naked,thinking of u, missing ur warmth, ur soft touch against my skin. Where were u lastnite, my lovely pyjamas
A couple had a fight one night.
When they were going to bed,
Husband Taunted:
“Good night mother of 3 kids”.
Wife Replied:
“Good night Father of none”
A girl phoned me the other day and said..."Come on over, there's nobody home." I went over. Nobody was home
Management Lesson
You spent 100% income on your wife and get 10% satisfaction.
on the other hand
You spent 10% income on your girlfriend and get 100% satisfaction.
your money, your decision.
Come here,take off urs pants and knickers, get on top of me, enjoy until u get satisfied, loving urs.....toilet!
Define, Biology and sociology?
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If new born baby looks like his father it is biology,
if he looks like his neighbor than it is called sociology
I really deeply wish tat u r here with me in my room.on my bed&lights is off & we get under the cover together.. 2 show u my glow in the dark watch.
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