It's not the people who are in prison that worry me.
It's the people who aren't
Did you fart? Because you blew me away
This is a c**k sucker detector
Please blow in the phone..... .. scanning....
The test was positive 90percent sperm breath...
C**K SUCKER !
Your eyes are as blue as my toilet water at home.
What's the quietest place in the world? The complaint department at the parachute packing plant
I want to suck you... lick you... wanna move my tongue all over you...wanna feel you in my mouth...yep, tat's how u...eat an ice cream!
Why was Phillip's girlfriend annoyed?
Coz she found out that Phillips 24 inch was a TV.
He came at night,
explored my body,
got on top of me,
touched me,
he bit, sucked, swaddled,when he was satisfied,
he left,
i was hurt,
BLOODY... MOSQUITO !!!!
There was a young girl from Wick, who asked her mum what's a prick, her mother said Annie it goes up your f***y and jumps up and down till it's sick.
Someday u may lose your hair. you may lose ur teeth or ur money & even lose ur mind.But
1 thing u will never loose is ur good looks.coz u cant lose what you don't have!
Mental anxiety,
Mental breakdowns,
Menstrual cramps,
Menopause...
Did you ever notice how all women problems begin with MEN!
What's the difference between a woman and a magnet??
A magnet has a positive side
Our last fight was my fault:
My wife asked me "What's on the TV?"
I said, "Dust."
Girl: Will you love me after marriage also?
Boy: This depends on your husband, if he allows me.
Little Girl:"Mommy I just found out that the little boy next door has a penis like a peanut" Mommy:"u mean its small?"Little Girl:"No its salty"
"We must believe in luck.
For how else can we explain the success of those we don't like
Jelly Baby goes 2 the Dr & says "Dr i've got aids" Dr replys "U cant have aids ur a jelly Baby" Jelly Baby says "yes but Dr i've been sleepin wiv ALLSORTS!
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