Any piece of clothing can be sexy with a quietly passionate woman inside it.
Girls have an unfair advantage over men: if they can't get what they want by being smart, they can get it by being dumb. -Yul Brynner
Graze on my lips, and if those hills are dry, Stray lower where the pleasant fountains lie. -William Shakespeare
It's the good girls who keep the diaries; the bad girls never have the time. -Tallulah Bankhead
I'm too shy to express my sexual needs except over the phone to people I don't know. -Garry Shandling
A pessimist is a man who thinks all women are bad. An optimist is a man who hopes they are. -Chauncey Mitchell Depew
It is only rarely that one can see in a little boy the promise of a man, but one can almost always see in a little girl the threat of a woman. -Alexandre Dumas
When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second. When you sit on a red-hot cinder a second seems like an hour. That's relativity. -Albert Einstein
The best contraceptive is the word no - repeated frequently. -Margaret Smith
Flies spread disease - keep yours zipped.
Condoms aren't completely safe. A friend of mine was wearing one and got hit by a bus. -Bob Rubin
We all worry about the population explosion, but we don't worry about it at the right time. -Arthur Hoppe
The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money usually costs less. -Brendan Francis
To succeed with the opposite sex, tell her you're impotent. She can't wait to disprove it. -Cary Grant
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