To kick start my New Year, I took an IQ test and the results were negative.
The trouble with jogging is that the ice falls out of your glass.
When I thought about the evils of drinking in the New Year.
I gave up thinking.
Definition of a hangover:
Wrath of Grapes.
Now is the accepted time to make your regular annual good resolutions. Next week you can begin paving hell with them as usual.
One resolution I have made, and try always to keep, is this: To rise above the little things.
Good resolutions are simply checks that men draw on a bank where they have no account.
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