Handsome, Sweet, Intelligent, spontaneous, good-looking, nice friends, charming, funny, well...Enough about ME! How about you?
If I were to
make a dictionary
CUTE=you
SWEET=you
THOUGHTFUL=you
GOOD LOOKING=you
GORGEOUS=you
LIAR=me!
Mobile phones are the only things in live of which men talk about having the smallest.
Kiss's r blown + kiss's r wasted kiss's rnt kiss's unless they r tasted, kiss's spread germz + germz hated, so kiss me BABE im vacinated!
Roses are red, violets are blue,
I was born smart & handsome,
but what the hell happend to u?
A man said 2 his doctor everytime I look in the mirrorI get
an erection� the doctor said �That�s because u look like a cunt!
BEAUTY doesn't make love but love makes BEAUTY
BREAK everything but never BREAK the HEART
hEART iz the music, PLAY it but never play WITH it.
I bet when u go 2 de zoo u have 2 buy 2 tickets
1 to get in & another to get out
Wat's the diff between pulling a curtain and a panty? ANS: When U pull a curtain, it means tat the show is over but when u pull a panty the show begins...
Sorry! Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.
The DHA regretz 2 inform u dat yr birth waz an accident.
Plz report to yr nearest hospital 2 b put down.
We apologize 4 any inconvenience.....
Mirrors should be able to think before reflecting the images..
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