Da rain makes all thingz beautyful Da grass n flowerz too
If rain makez all thingz beautyful Y doesnt it rain on u?
A man said 2 his doctor 'everytime I look in the mirror I get an erection' the doctor said 'That's because u look like a cunt!
When I was young I begged God for a bike, but God does not work that way... so I stole a bike and begged for forgiveness!
On the door of a toilet....Some people come here to sit and wonder, I come here to shit like thunder!
Piss the taking is someone that realise u this like times at its! NOW READ IT BACKWARDS!!
R u free tonight r ll it cost me? I am new in town, can u give me directions to ur flat?
How women think about sex:At 8 ignore it,Age 18 experience it,Age 28 look 4 it,Age 38 ask 4 it,Age 48 beg 4 it,Age 58 pay 4 it,Age 68 pray it,Age 78 4get it
1 out of 4 people iz a chineze.
If yr father, yr mother &
yr brother r not Chineze,
it must b U.
How about you sit on my lap and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up?
There is hot sex, fast sex, group sex, safe sex, leather sex, telephone sex and for people wid a face like urs theres.............masturbation
Dear God, thank you for making me healthy. Can you also make me sexy? If you can't make me sexy, please make all my friends fat. Amen.
2day its cool to hav small cars and small computers. In future it ll be good to hav a small penis too. then you will be THE MAN my friend!
im at the police station.The police caught me & filed a case against me "possession of good looks".i'm doomed! i need someone ugly 2 bail me out-so hurry up!
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