Nature is a miracle. One million years ago no one knew people would wear glasses but our ears are at the right spot.
One out of four people is a chinese. If your father, your mother and your brother are not Chinese, it must be you.
Shes down on her knees,Eager to please,Wid a throb of his nob in her gob,Wid a tingle in his belly,his legs turn to jelly cos shes doin a good job!
The fluffy clouds may kiss the sky, The rose may kiss the butterfly, The morning dew may kiss the grass,But u my friend can kiss my ass!
T-MOBILE regrets 2 inform u that the network has gone down on everyone except u.We regret 2 inform u that no one would go down on u.not even a network
You don't know the meaning of the word "fear" - but then again you don't know the meaning of most words.
Are you free tonight, or will it cost me? I'm new in town, can you give me directions to your flat?
Have you ever been to the moon ? no ! sit on my rocket and I will take you there
I bet when you go to the zoo you have to buy two tickets:
one to get in and another to get out.
Hi, how do you like your eggs in the morning? Scrambled or fertilized?
If my head looks like yours, I'd shave my rear end and walked on my hands.
I'm popey the sailorman, I'm member of the klu klux clan, when I pull the triger, I kill a fuc***g nigger. I'm popey the sailor man, toet toet.
(_!_)An arse (__!__)Fat arse (!)Tight arse (_?_)Dumb arse (_*_)Sore arse (_zzz_)Tired arse (_E=mc2_)Smart arse (_x_)Kiss my arse!!
3 monkeys escaped from the zoo ... one was caught watching tv ... another playing football and the third one was caught reading this txt message
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