Me apni wife se bahat mohabbat karta hoon.par kya karu wo mujh se naraz hai.
Husband: Tum kaun ho!
Wife: Pagal hogaye kya, apni Biwi ko bhul gaye.
Husband: Nasha har gham bhula deta hai.
Wife: Kal rat tum mujhe neend
main galian kyon de rahe the?
Husband: Tumhey ghalatfehmi hoi hai.
Wife: Kesi ghalatfehmi?
Husband: Yehi k main neend main tha.
Kitna Baybus Hai Insaan Qismat K Aagay
Her Sapna Toot Jata Hai Haqeqat K Aagay
Jis Ne Kabhi Jhukna Nahi Sekha Duniya Main
Wo Bhi Jhuk Jata Hai BEGUM K Aagay :-)
Wife: kal teen choron ny gher main ghuss ker mayra rape kar diyaa
Husband: tumnay rokaa nahee?
Wife: bohat roka per unhone kaha k ab bohat dair hogaee hey, hameyn janay do..!
Wife: Tum mujhe kitna pyar karte ho?
Pati: Shahjahan jitna.
Wife: Mere merne k bad Taj Mahal banaoge?
Pati: Maine to plot bhi le liya hai, tum hi der ker rahi ho.
Husband:
aGAr mRe HaTh MeiN hUk0mAt h0 t0 MeIn MulK kI TAqdEEr bAdAL dUn gAa..!!;->
Wife:
Tm pHleY ApNi ShAlwAr BadaL L0 SuBhA se Ulti peHni huEy hEy:-P.....=p
Sardar GUN ly kr Darwaazay pr Kharaa huaa thaa
Wife: y r u standing here?
Sardar: Sher kaa Shikaar karnay jaa Rahaa hun
Wife: Tou Jao
Sardar: Kaise Jaon bahar KUTTA Kharaa hei
patni maike ja kar pati ko roz phon q karti hai.
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taki pati ko yad rahe ki musibat abhi tali nahi hai
