Man: Sir, my wife is missing.
Postmaster:bhai ye post office hai,
police station me complain dijiyee.
Man:Kia karon, khushi k mare
kuch samajh nahin aa raha
Husband wife mein larai hoi,
Husband ghar se chala gaya,
Husb:Rat ko phone
pay,”Khanay mein kia hai”
Wife:Zeher.
Husb:Mai dair se aonga, tum kha kar so jana:D
Whats the difference b/t Dawaai n Daaru?
Dawaai iz like ur girl friend,
dat comez wid expiry date & Daru iz like wife,
Jitni puraani ho gee utna sir charh kay bolay gee.
Husband:rat ko mene 1 horror movie dekhi,
1 churail kabhi mere agey
kabhi piche aur kabhi sath chal rahi thi,
Wife:Kaun sii movie thi?
Husband:Apni shadi ki
Wife: Suno g doctor ne mujhe aik
maheenay k araam k liye beautiful
foreign country janay ko kaha hai.
Hum kahan jayen gaay?
Husband: doosray doctor ka passs..
Wife: kash tussee SMS hunday, Mein zindagee bhar kay liye save kar layndee,
Husband: Kaash tussee ring tone hunday assee her haftay badal laynday.!
Husband - tum kon hoo
Wife - pagal hogay kiya apni Biwi koo bhol gaye
HUSBAND - nasha her gham bhola deta hai
