A perfect gift for u!
Absolutely no cost, no batteries required,
Non-taxable, silent performance,
Extremely personal, fully returnable
It's a SMILE from me to u!
Husband
to a newly wed wife!
I could go to the end of the world for you
Wife:Thanks,but promise me
you will stay there for the rest of your life.
When a man steals your wife
there is no better revenge than
to let him keep her.
One tree can start a forest,
One smile can start a friendship
One touch can show love and care
One person like you can make life worth living!
Husband: You will never succeed
in making that dog obeys you!
Wife: Well, it?s only a matter of patience,
I had a lot of trouble with you at first.
If I could rearrange the alphabet,
I would surely put U and I together.
You are a 9.999.
Well, you'd be a perfect 10 if you were with me.
Husband & wife are like liver and kidney.
Husband is liver & wife is kidney.
If liver fails, kidney fails.
If kidney fails, liver manages with other kidney.
Wife: I will die.
Husband: I will also die.
Wife: Why will you die?
Husband: Because main itni khushi
Bardasht nahin kar sakta.
Cellphones can be irritating.
Have to buy a card.
Have to recharge battery.
Msgs get delayed
There is only one thing I love about it.
It connects me & you.
Wife ko Begum kyon kehte hain?
Kyonki shaadi ke baad saare gum to
Husband ke hisse mein aate hain or
Wife Be-Gum ho jaati hai.
A day without your love is a day without life.
I can't think of anything but you.
