Husband: I could go to the end of the world for you.
Wife: Thanks, but promise me,
You will stay there for the rest of your life.
Always listen to your wife
She gives Sound Advice
99% Sound and 1% Advice.
I love you not because of who you are,
But because of who I am when I am with you.
HuSbaNd n wIfE wEnt 2 pIcNiC,
At pIcNiC sPoT hUsBaNd lOstEd hEr wIfE.
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MORAL:
LucK By Chance
A fired
stock trader said
"Dis iz worse than divorce
I have lost each n every thing
&
I still have my wife"
Wife: If I die what will you do?
Husband: I will be mad!
Wife: Will you marry again after I die?
Husband: Pagal kuch bhi kar sakta hai!
She is the apple of my eye
The reason that I live
She is all that I could wish for
My heart to her I give.
Husband came home frm office, Saw hiz Wife wid hiz Friend in Bed. He shootz hiz Friend.
Wife sayz.If u behave like dis, u will lose all of your friendz
Many a man owes his success to his first wife and his second wife to his success.
Do u know the meaning of WIFE?
It means...Without Information Fighting Evrytime!
