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Angry Husband sent SMS to father-in-law:
“YOUR PRODUCT NOT MEETING MY REQUIREMENTS.”
Smart Father-in-law:
“WARRANTY EXPIRED, MANUFACTURER NOT RESPONSIBLE..”

It’s an old saying.
Keep away the tension while sleeping.
.
.
.
But I don’t know why people
still sleeping with their wives.

mechanical engineer wife
calls his husband and said:
Your spare part has arrived (you become a father)
Husband replied: check it below there is Nut of Bolt.

No knowledge without college
No life without wife
wife is a knife which cuts your life
So, Never select a wife in your college life…

Girlfriend is for fun,
Wife is for son,
Girlfriend is night partner,
Wife is life partner,
Girlfriend is tooty fruity,
While wife is Qismath pooti.

LOVE IS LIFE
LIFE IS WIFE
WIFE IS KNIFE
and
KNIFE IS DANGEROUSs

Wife Running After A Garbage Truck:
Am I Too Late For The Garbage?
Hubby Following Her Yelled: Not Yet.
Jumpppp Innnn Fastttt.

 
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