Wife: yesterday-night I saw a dream
That u were sending me
Jewelry and clothes!
Husband: yeah, I saw
your dad paying the bill !!!
A recently fired
stock trader said …
“This is worse than divorce…
I have lost everything
and
I still have my wife…”
Message of the year:-
Women live a better, longer & peaceful life..!!
Why? Very simple…
A woman does not have a wife..!!!
Last night was my fault,
my wife asked,
“what’s on the TV?”
and ….. I said, “dust!”
My wife and I
were happy for 20 years.
Then we met.
Wife: What is so interesting in me?
Husband: I dont know the meaning of interesting!!!
Husband: Today is sunday &
I have to enjoy it.
So i bought 3 movie tickets.
Wife: Why three?
Husband: 1 For U and 2 for ur parents.
Wife : Do you want dinner?
Husband : Sure, what are my choices?
Wife : Yes and no.
